Why are Americans inferior and subordinate to the British?

I can definitely say that we British as a nation and as a whole hate and loath fat ugly over weight loud mouth vile yanks of all kinds! Its just we are normally too polite to tell them to their face! My self and my military colleges are incredibly fed up with all show and no effect military missions carried out by American special forces then we have to go in and pull their flabby arses out of the fire! We are also getting incredibly fed up with the so called friendly fire "accidents" these incompetent people perpetrate killing British soldiers! But sadly Americans can not take the truth so this is bound to be reported!!